How to get your 3-year-old to wear pants

I always have fun talking with my friend Larry Sharpe of The Sharpe Way. On this episode, I come to him for advice on how to get my child to put/keep his pants on and insights into how bad New York really is, who’s behind the migrant crisis and the homeless industrial complex, and just how much money can be made off of human suffering.

While others are looking to be the next 600-pound influencer, “quiet quitting” or “showing their independence” (that’s when you get a job but choose not to show up on the first day of work), I’m pushing the Flashdance career path: Be a dancer but also be a welder—and always be a creator.

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Check out my short story "Paul's Ghost" in Nothing Sacred from Heresy Press and Skyhorse Publishing.

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Catch me on tour with Scott Thompson as Buddy Cole in The Last Glory Hole. Let me know when you’re coming.

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